It's obvious that there is no contest here. Pandora is able to sit for a few moments!
This event is memorable for a number of reasons.
1) Almost missed the plane because I was playing kissy-face on the campground at Free Spirit's Beltane Sacred Sexuality Weekend.
2) Having come from a camping event in MD, I still had a lighter on my person at the airport. A rather large fireplace lighter, in fact.
3) Still covered in mud from the torrential April showers, I stomped into the hotel, leaving a trail wherever I went.
4) I won the cigars in the silent auction, outbidding someone who really doesn't like me.
5) I watched Dave R back into the projector table, causing Scott Bloom to have a stroke. Fortunately, the projection equipment was not destroyed.
6) I ate fried green tomatoes with a canadian.
7) We watched Ray Castro be picked up by a twinkie-boy. We left Ray Castro with said twinkie-boy, laughing hilariously, only later to feel guilty and go back to rescue him.
8) We all received a "Fuck you guys" the next morning from a not-too-happy Ray Castro hehe. (He's just lucky we didn't all show up to breakfast in diapers!)
9) Boo Boo got a few more names. Doo Doo, Pete, Dave, etc.
10) Robi bootblacked for the Cleveland Police Department.
11) We had vanilla drunks hanging out with us in the hotel bar.
12) We got to be audience to some IML hopefuls making asses of themselves in front of a judge. Tsk tsk!
13) We will never forget the hotel library and Pandora's Pajama Party.
14) I got kicked, and Shawn had beer poured on him during Sunday night's singalong. (What else do I call it?)
I never connected with my police captain friend or the boy that wanted to meet me! I also missed the trips to the art museum and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and all of the leather bars. But, never fear, I'll be back in February to teach classes for OHIO Smart!